Oompa Loompa Duppety Doo

Oompa Loompa Duppety Doo, I've got a small kitchen and that's not my fault. What do you do when you spill the soy . . . sauce. Crowding the cabinet is always the . . . cost. What do you do when you want it to stop, but you don't have a mop. That's when you get your boyfriend to swiffer and then you don't have to suffer.